Ways Women are Like Fish

Inspired by How I Met Your Mother...

1. We're attracted to shiny objects.
2. If men throw us a line, we might bite.
3. If you take us out of our environment, we either thrive, or do the dead float.
4. We all want to live in a pretty castle.
5. If you house us too close together, we eat each other alive.
6. We gesture spastically.
7. We sparkle.
8. We come in many pretty colors.
9. When solving problems, we go around in circles just to end up where we started.
10. Our tails tend to be a high point of attention.